Quotes about Contentment, page 72

No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.

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You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.

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The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.

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The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.

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If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Computer masochism: When a computer takes all the abuse you think you can give it and continues working as it should.

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The sound of grinding metal or the sight of smoke coming from a case is a warning that you are trying to do too much with too little.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The most frightening of viruses is the virus you do not know is already there.

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You only receive instant messaging, when working on a project that's due instantly.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you're going to do.

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After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment