Quotes about Contentment, page 71

No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.

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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

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When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.

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So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.

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Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.

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E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.

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The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

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General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.

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No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.

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If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.

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Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, Watch this!

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The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.

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Computers let you waste time efficiently.

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You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it.

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Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work.

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If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then you print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second.

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The OEM did not actually manufacture the part you need to replace

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By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.

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When the Downloading Window says “99% complete”, there will be a fluctuation in the voltage and you'll have to start all over again.

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Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.

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