Quotes about Contentment, page 68

If a girl tell you “let's stay friends”, she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.

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You'll always catch fever before the first date.

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When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.

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The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more you want a women the least she will want you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.

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The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.

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As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.

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Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.

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The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.

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The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Not everything takes longer than you expect.

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The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

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You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.

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If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.

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You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment