Quotes about Contentment, page 69

You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

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If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

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That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.

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The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

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If you can't remember, you left the film at home.

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When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.

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If you're running late the bus will be too

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Films that are not available on video are the ones you want to see.

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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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Everything takes longer than you think.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

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You will always find something in the last place you look.

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After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.

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No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

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In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

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Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment