Quotes about Contentment, page 67

Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

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It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You get the best sex from the worst one for you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.

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A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment