Quotes about Computers, page 2

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A “debugged” program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

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A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.

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Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash.

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If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.

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All components become obsolete.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers