Quotes about Computers, page 2

A “debugged” program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.

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A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.

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A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.

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Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

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Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

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Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.

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The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.

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The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

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A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

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No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.

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Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.

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When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.

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Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void.

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If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash.

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If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes.

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No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.

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All components become obsolete.

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The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.

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Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.

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The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

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