Quotes about Cars

120 quotes about Cars

Killer Queen She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet "Let them eat cake", she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Kruschev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline Caviar and cigarettes...

Quote by Freddie Mercury about cars

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

Quote by Scott Adams about cars

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are...

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

Quote by Russell Baker about cars

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer...

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.

Quote by Bill Gates about cars

I had a hard time crossing the street and getting into...

I had a hard time crossing the street and getting into cars. So I didn't do any driving, and I hardly did any walking.

Quote by Dennis Farina about cars

So we do software for watches, for phones, for TV sets, ...

So we do software for watches, for phones, for TV sets, for cars. And some of these take a long time to catch on.

Quote by Bill Gates about cars

I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and nephews or people to take.

Quote by Anjelica Huston about cars

Have I turned into a motorized preacher? We spend so much...

Have I turned into a motorized preacher? We spend so much time in cars that if you don't try to get some experiences out of it, you can go crazy.

Quote by Mick Jagger about cars

People get very thoughtful when they are in cars. I no...

People get very thoughtful when they are in cars. I no longer care for cars. I don't collect them.

Quote by Mick Jagger about cars

If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late.

If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you're running late the bus will be too

If you're running late the bus will be too

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make...

You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers...

When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Hotrods are never seen, but often heard.

Hotrods are never seen, but often heard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get...

You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

No matter how well kept the car, an oil leak will develop.

No matter how well kept the car, an oil leak will develop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining...

Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

There's always parking space when driving a 4X4.

There's always parking space when driving a 4X4.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

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