Quotes about Cars, page 3

If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you'll hit the brake, you won't stop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

There shall be torrential down-pours as you attempt to get to your car; once inside the car, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping and there's a rainbow on the horizon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Your car will run out of gas where there are no gas stations.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

By making expensive modifications you increase the gravitational attractions between your car and large objects.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

You can drive a car in to any river ford, just don't expect to always be able drive out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The red light is always longer then the green one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

On a two lane road, no cars will come from the opposite direction where the lanes are divided by a white line. However, as soon as it's allowed to bypass, the opposite lane is jammed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The louder the car alarm, the more likely everyone but the owner will hear it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The vehicle with most mass has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The oldest or cheapest vehicle has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The vehicle which has been in the most collisions has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The vehicle with the cheapest insurance deductible has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The vehicle with the largest driver has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The vehicle with the most firearms on board either factual or suspected has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If there is no traffic there will be roadwork.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars