Quotes about Cars, page 5

At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Two bus for the same place will always pull in together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Waiting for a bus seems to be longer than the journey.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If two or more bus routes go to one stop; at least one of each of the others will arrive before the one you want.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The hotter it is outside, bigger the chance there's no air conditioning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The first bus from your route will always appear first in the opposite direction.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitly creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you are early, the bus will be late.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars