If your working under the hood of a car and drop something, it will always roll the middle of the car and just out of reach.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into - probably on the same day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Your Car Keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: the two cars are going in opposite directions, and they will always meet at the bridge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Your car never depreciates more as when your neighbor buys a new one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars