Murphy's laws about People, page 4
80 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about people
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all errors until the next person is fired or quits.
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You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.
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The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand.
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The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of functions in his pocket calculator.
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A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.
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In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
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There are only very few people with less of a grasp on tactics than your enemies. Your militiamen are some of them.
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The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.
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The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator.
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A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he owns
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In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
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The greater the number of people involved in a social function, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.
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If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee.
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The only people less likely to follow your advice than those who receive it unsolicited are those who ask for it.
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