
Murphy's laws about People
80 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about people




Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all... Never loved and lost.
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The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.
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This is especially likely if they: don't want the attention of said person and are already dating someone else.
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The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.
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Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.
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Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
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If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
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Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
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The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.
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The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.
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In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.
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Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
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A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.
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Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
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Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
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