The less intelligent the idea, and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message regardless of Operating System is ID 10T.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
After a software is released, the first bug found will be by a person who normally does not use that portion of the program but was wondering why he can't do something he normally would not do.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
People don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The pressure of responsibility taking a difficult decision is the result of a division between its importance and the number of participant persons.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
One's willingness to do something is inversely proportional to: a) the need for it to be done, b) the number of people who are relying on that person to do it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The simpler and quicker your transaction, the more complex and time-consuming the transaction of the person immediately ahead of you in the line.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
Teamwork is essential , it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people