The less intelligent the idea, and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded.
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Murphy's laws about People, page 2
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The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.
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According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message regardless of Operating System is ID 10T.
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The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.
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The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.
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Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits.
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Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.
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Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.
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The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.
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People don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.
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At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
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The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.
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The pressure of responsibility taking a difficult decision is the result of a division between its importance and the number of participant persons.
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The simpler and quicker your transaction, the more complex and time-consuming the transaction of the person immediately ahead of you in the line.
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Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
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