To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
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Murphy's laws about People, page 3
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Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch.
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The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.
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In general, a person's innocence is often diametrically opposed to how much they insist that they are.
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The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching.
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The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.
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The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in.
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Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.
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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
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You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.
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You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.
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The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.
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The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.
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The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.
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