To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
In peacetime people say: War is Hell. In combat, under fire from artillery, airplanes, or whatever, a soldier thinks, War is really really really LOUD as Hell!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
In general, a person's innocence is often diametrically opposed to how much they insist that they are.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The first person in line when the clinic opens will not require urgent care. The sickest person will arrive 5 minutes before closing: I thought I'd feel better.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
If you’re absolutely positive that you saw slick willie (BC) at a SASS meet dressed as a cowboy packin’ heat, always keep it to yourself and never mention it; cowboys don‘t cotton to crazy people.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people
The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people