The simpler and quicker your transaction, the more complex and time-consuming the transaction of the person immediately ahead of you in the line.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 9
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When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.
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Any item that you want to purchase from a catalog will always be out of stock at the time you want to buy it.
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If your Check-Book and Bank-Balance Sheet agree... Re-Do-It... You Goofed Up.
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Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.
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The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.
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The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.
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When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you , something is drastically wrong.
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If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.
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If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.
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If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n+1" to apply.
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The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
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Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
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At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.
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In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
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The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.
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The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
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The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
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