If they will have gum it will be in a flavor that you really don't like.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 33
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Loading...
You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Whenever you don't want to do something, is exactly when it needs to be done.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Any good idea you ever had will just be accredited to someone else once you tell someone about it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you hold a hammer in your hand, everything around you will look like a nail.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Clicking your heels three times means you've fallen and can't get up.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
When sitting in the audience watching a sport event among 60.000 other spectators, the only time you pick your nose, you are on national TV.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
