Sticks and stones will break your bones but words will get you killed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 34
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The more you say you'll win, the more difficult it is to come true.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
When you remember the trash needs taking out the garbage truck is 2 doors down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
During the course of any endeavor you will always see the winning move right after you've executed the losing one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The less you have to paint, the more paint you get on yourself.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
To check the spelling of a word in the dictionary, you have to know how it's written.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The time you have to wait before going to bed increases proportionally to how tired you are.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else's set of questions but never your own.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or completely malevolent.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
