Sticks and stones will break your bones but words will get you killed.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 34
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
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The more you say you'll win, the more difficult it is to come true.
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When you remember the trash needs taking out the garbage truck is 2 doors down.
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Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.
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During the course of any endeavor you will always see the winning move right after you've executed the losing one.
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The less you have to paint, the more paint you get on yourself.
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To check the spelling of a word in the dictionary, you have to know how it's written.
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The time you have to wait before going to bed increases proportionally to how tired you are.
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If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.
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The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.
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The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.
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When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else's set of questions but never your own.
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If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself.
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If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or completely malevolent.
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