The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 10
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You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.
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The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.
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All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.
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When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.
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If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.
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You can't misspell numbers when you write them as digits.
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Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.
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Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.
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The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.
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In the eyes of your professor, you are ALWAYS wrong, so don't bother trying.
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No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don't know.
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When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, it's when you pass with 100%.
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When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.
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And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.
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You are not Superman , marines and fighter pilots take note.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
