The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 12
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Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
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The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
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Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
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When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
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The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
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When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
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If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you.
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If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him.
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Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
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As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.
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Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
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If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
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There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
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Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.
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