Murphy's laws, page 9
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Romanceis when common sense flies out of the window.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense, sense
Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, death, being
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, numbers, beauty
The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Any “Why” question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about question
Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, order
If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people
The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, life
You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex
If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, seduction
You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, law
Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, marriage
Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, prison, people
