A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck, man
Murphy's laws, page 9
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, money
Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man
Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, sex, good, good luck, contentment
The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
Romanceis when common sense flies out of the window.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense, sense
Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, death, being
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, numbers, beauty
The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
Any “Why” question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about question
Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, order
If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, contentment
The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment, life
You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment, sex
If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
