Murphy's laws, page 8
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, blind, garden
When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurts
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rightness, things
Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, enemies, people, being
When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, day
You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, being
When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, world
The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, hate, mother, woman, man
When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time
As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, man
A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck, man
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, money
Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man
Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, sex, good, good luck
The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love