Murphy's laws, page 8
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, world
The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, hate, mother, woman, man
When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min. early; when you're on time they're 30 min. late.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time
As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, man
A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck, man
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, money
Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man
Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, sex, good, good luck
The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Romanceis when common sense flies out of the window.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense, sense
Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, death, being
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, numbers, beauty
The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Any "Why" question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, question