That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, hell, man
Murphy's laws, page 11
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers
The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers, time
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, attack, enemies
High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, light
Firemen uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, fire
If you can't remember, you left the film at home.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home, film
When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, money, need
A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, bad luck, bad
If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dark, bad
A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, love
Films that are not available on video are the ones you want to see.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about film
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things
