The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense
Murphy's laws, page 10
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man, world
If you are happy together, wait till you are married.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, happiness
Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, miracle, faith
You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things
The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, man
Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, good, good luck
The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, hate, end
The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, perfection, hate
In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, couple, bad, death, people
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, logic, bad
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, work
At least one tenant's check will be “lost in the mail” every month.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants
