Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, seduction
Murphy's laws, page 10
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, law, contentment
Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, marriage
Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, prison, people
The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense
The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man, world
If you are happy together, wait till you are married.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, happiness, contentment
Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, miracle, faith
You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things
The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, man
Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, contentment, good, good luck
The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, hate, end, contentment
The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, perfection, hate, contentment
In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, couple, bad, death, people
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about technology
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, logic, bad
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time
