Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, good, good luck
The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, hate, end
The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, perfection, hate
In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, couple, bad, people
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, logic, bad
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, work
At least one tenant's check will be "lost in the mail" every month.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, hell, man
A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers
The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, time
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, attack, enemies
High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, light