The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex
Murphy's laws, page 7
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, victory, heads, man
Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, help, man, contentment
A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love
If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, use, man, contentment
Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, good, good luck
Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless you fall off.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fall, sex, contentment
The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, intelligence, sex, contentment
If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, contentment
This is especially likely if they: don't want the attention of said person and are already dating someone else.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, people
The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rules, chance, people, contentment
The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, quality, writing
The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about love, quality, writing
