Murphy's laws, page 7
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, use, man
Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, good, good luck
The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, intelligence, sex
If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention
This is especially likely if they: don't want the attention of said person and are already dating someone else.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, people
The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rules, chance, people
The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, quality, writing
The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, quality, writing
Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, difficulties, bad
If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, perfection, end
If a girl tell you “let's stay friends”, she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
