Murphy's laws, page 81
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, contentment
Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment
If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your street clothes, you will get dirty.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes, contentment
If a horse is advertised “under $5,000” you can bet he isn't $2,500.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment
If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about fall, contentment
Remember the entire country is hostile. Trees will bend to swallow your bullets, while enemies can shoot through entire forests.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, country
If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will in turn reattribute by firing a LAW at your position.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about action, enemies, law, contentment
When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about army, city, contentment
Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, contentment
