Murphy's laws, page 81
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads
If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your street clothes, you will get dirty.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes
The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers
If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
Remember the entire country is hostile. Trees will bend to swallow your bullets, while enemies can shoot through entire forests.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, country
When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about army, city
Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
