If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad, woman, man
Murphy's laws, page 6
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, husband
It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad luck, sex, bad, end, good, good luck
Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, help, woman
If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, need, faith, work
You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, faith
The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people
The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, unforeseen, gifts, woman, heart, time
The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man, things
Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being
In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex
If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, victory, heads, man
Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, help, man
