Murphy's laws, page 77
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, sex
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, day, time
The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about use
If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about self-control, use
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, magic, night
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, rightness
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests
When replacing a woodwind pad, all available pads will be the wrong size.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad
