The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Murphy's laws, page 77
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, sex, contentment
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about work, day, time, contentment
The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about use, contentment
If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about self-control, use, contentment
After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, magic, night, contentment
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, rightness
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, contentment
The lost sticks will be found the day after new ones are bought.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about day
Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment
When replacing a woodwind pad, all available pads will be the wrong size.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad
