Murphy's laws, page 79
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music
Secretaries always interrupt rehearsal when concentration levels are at their peak.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about concentration
After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, meetings, day
If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name, being
For every student wanting to play alto sax, there will be seven who want to play snare drum.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students
At least one music folder will be left on a music stand after each rehearsal.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music
If it is not the same player, there will be no name in the folder.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name
Even if everything is explained perfectly, there will still be a question.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about question
There will be one video camera for every three beginning musicians.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about beginning
If there are two ways to spell a name, the wrong one will be selected.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about name, bad