You will have to conduct from a condensed score.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about conduct, contentment
If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about music, contentment
Secretaries always interrupt rehearsal when concentration levels are at their peak.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about concentration
After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about school, meetings, day
If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about name, being
For every student wanting to play alto sax, there will be seven who want to play snare drum.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about students
At least one music folder will be left on a music stand after each rehearsal.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about music
If it is not the same player, there will be no name in the folder.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about name
Even if everything is explained perfectly, there will still be a question.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about question
There will be one video camera for every three beginning musicians.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about beginning
A conductor's hearing loss is directly proportional to how many percussionists are started each year.E
If there are two ways to spell a name, the wrong one will be selected.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about name, bad