If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath the vehicle.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools
Murphy's laws, page 75
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If you drop a tool or a part it will roll to the exact center underneath your car thus extending your repair enjoyment.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joy, tools
The television show that you watched once and loved will be discontinued.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about television
If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about season, time
When you want to watch your favorite program, there is a black out.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic
When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad
You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools
The lighter the rug the more apt a dropped peanut butter & jelly sandwich will land face down.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about face
When working up high the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools
The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about flight, time
The number of the departure gate is inversely proportional to the time available to get there.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, time
When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about past
If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, children, bad luck, bad, day
If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
