If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath the vehicle.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment
Murphy's laws, page 75
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If you have enough grease & a big enough hammer, you can put anything... anywhere.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you drop a tool or a part it will roll to the exact center underneath your car thus extending your repair enjoyment.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about joy, tools, contentment
The television show that you watched once and loved will be discontinued.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about television, contentment
If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about season, time, contentment
If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about haven, contentment, nothing, day
When you want to watch your favorite program, there is a black out.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, contentment
When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment
You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment
The lighter the rug the more apt a dropped peanut butter & jelly sandwich will land face down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about face
When working up high the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment
If you drop an unbreakable object, it will always land on something more valuable.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The distance to your departure gate is directly proportional to the weight of your carry on luggage and inversely proportional to the time remaining before your flight.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about flight, time
The number of the departure gate is inversely proportional to the time available to get there.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, time
Travel is a delight if you have a place to leave and return to.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about past, contentment
The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment
If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about light, children, bad luck, bad, day, contentment
If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, time
