Murphy's laws, page 76
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
When counting the children in a group, there's always one missing.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children
Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, numbers, rightness
Whenever you have something important to do the next morning, the alarm will never go off.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Alarm clocks can make the most passive of us fall into a violent rage.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
If the preservation vial is not lost, the culture is not viable.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about culture
If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about fall, contentment
The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need
A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people
If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about water, contentment
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck, contentment
