Murphy's laws, page 78
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need, day, contentment
When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about students, parents, music
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment
The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about time
You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children, contentment
Invariably, the melody will be in an instrument you do not have.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
