The happiest person in the company cannot ever be trusted.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, companies, people
Murphy's laws, page 72
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, bad luck, need, bad, nothing, contentment
Your current boss is the worst you've ever had until the next one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment
The most enthusiastic worker doesn't get paid any better than anyone else.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about workers
You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, beginning, things, day, good, good luck, contentment
The more you hate a job and wish to leave the longer you end up staying put.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, wish, end, contentment
The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, contentment
Losing a job is never as much fun or as dignified as you imagine it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work, contentment
If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, thinking, sex, mind, people
Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about home, being, contentment
The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about blind, contentment
The more you have to pay for the uniform the less likely you will be to ever wear any piece of it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
There will be one photocopier in the office everyone hits in order to make it work. This will be secretly known by most as the best office equipment in the building.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about order, work
Your Boss will always call you, when you aren't at your desk.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment
If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, heads, contentment
When most important task awaits you get most number of interruptions.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all errors until the next person is fired or quits.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about people, error
