If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, bad luck, need, bad, nothing
Murphy's laws, page 72
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Your current boss is the worst you've ever had until the next one.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads
The most enthusiastic worker doesn't get paid any better than anyone else.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about workers
You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, beginning, things, day, good, good luck
The more you hate a job and wish to leave the longer you end up staying put.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, wish, end
The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work
If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking, sex, mind, people
Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about home, being
The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about blind
There will be one photocopier in the office everyone hits in order to make it work. This will be secretly known by most as the best office equipment in the building.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order, work
If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, heads
When most important task awaits you get most number of interruptions.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all errors until the next person is fired or quits.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people, error
