Murphy's laws, page 71
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water
The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people
Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain
The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about ideal, rightness
In a job interview you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about employers, workers, hate, things
There are demerit points for originality when one is caught.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about originality
If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work
The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joke, vice, companies, faith
The happiest person in the company cannot ever be trusted.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, companies, people
