Murphy's laws, page 71
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Whenever you think your drive will go right it wouldn't.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment
Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about end, contentment
Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about water, contentment
The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people, contentment
Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about gods, rain, contentment
When your workmates absolutely guarantee they'll take care of your duties while you're on vacation, they won't.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment
Your unemployment check always comes after you find work.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment
The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about ideal, rightness, contentment
In a job interview you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
The job you want is well paying, interesting, fun, rewarding, conveniently located, or attainable; pick one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about employers, workers, hate, things, contentment
There are demerit points for originality when one is caught.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about originality
If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work
The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about joke, vice, companies, faith, contentment
