Murphy's laws, page 70
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, name, contentment
Creative inspiration flows in inverse proportion to the distance from the studio.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about inspiration
Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a copy of Publisher is a graphic designer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about plumbers, need
The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, customers
If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment
A single picture tells more than a thousand words. Any technical picture has more than thousand bugs.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about word
A single picture has more bugs than be described with thousand words.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about word
Any movie at your local video store will always be rented out when you want to rent it yourself.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about stores, contentment
It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, contentment
Every revolution has its wastage sounds the wisdom of politicians.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about revolution, wisdom
