Murphy's laws, page 73
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
You will always be caught, usually the first time you do something others have been getting away with.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
No matter in which domain you are working, it's intersection with the field of your interest is always a NULL set.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about interest
The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper only when the client asks for 10 copies of a 120 page report by evening.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers
The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, work
Either that or somebody would be talking to his girlfriend on the only long distance line.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about talking
The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers
When its a busy day for you, all your colleagues would be chatting just outside your cabin.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day
Your Security will insist on you leaving by 7:00 on the very day when you have to stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about security, day
The display settings on your computer will play havoc only when you have to finish a presentation by afternoon.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, day
The client would not have gone through the report/brief before attending your well rehearsed presentation.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers
