The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
Murphy's laws, page 69
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food, children, work
The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, children
If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad
If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about press, bad
The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers
Optical Character Recognition is good comedy.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about comedy, character, good, good luck
If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers
