When you are in a hurry the child will dawdle.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children, contentment
Murphy's laws, page 69
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children
The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about food, children, work, contentment
The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about night, children, contentment
If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment
If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about press, bad
The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment
Optical Character Recognition is good comedy.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about comedy, character, good, good luck
If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about customers
