You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Murphy's laws, page 68
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Whoever wins either is already rich or has won at least once before.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about wealth
When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children, need, contentment
When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about food, children
A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about food, day, children
The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people
The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about dance, day
The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children, time
As soon as the snow suit, and all of the paraphernalia that accompanies, is on the child will have to use the bathroom.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children, use
As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway the child will have to use the bathroom.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children, use
The clothes/shoes you bought last week will not fit this week or will not be “cool” enough for this week.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes, contentment
The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, children
The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, children, contentment
