Murphy's laws, page 5
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Beauty is skin deep; Ugly goes right to the bone.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty, rightness
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fire, fire brigade
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man, good, good luck
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, smile, miracle, thinking, people
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fall, man
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, delusion, woman
An ex-wife/husband will always be till death do us part.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, husband, wife, death
When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wife, man
When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wife, man
Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being
There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love