Murphy's laws, page 67
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Your lost needle will be found by your son, husband or brother-in-law, while walking around barefoot.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about husband, law
Collar points don't match, and you've trimmed all the seams.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The steam iron only burps rusty water on light silk fabric.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about water, light
You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment
The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, lotto, commerce, contentment
You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about lotto, numbers, games, beginning, change, people, contentment
The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment
