Murphy's laws, page 67
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Your lost needle will be found by your son, husband or brother-in-law, while walking around barefoot.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about husband, law
The steam iron only burps rusty water on light silk fabric.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water, light
You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers
The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, lotto, commerce
You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about lotto, numbers, games, beginning, change, people