The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, memory, things, contentment
Murphy's laws, page 66
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think it is dirty.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, joke
Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, nothing, contentment
If the job of a mother is going smoothly, she thinks she isn't doing it well.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
There are always two sides to a story - the way it really happened and the way mother remembers it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, children
If your kid grows up to be like you its an insult, not to you, to the kid.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment
You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time, people, contentment
Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, children, things
If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
When you are in a hurry, the needle eye is always too small.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The pattern you wanted to make again will have one key piece missing.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you drop something out of your sewing basket, it will be your box of pins, with the cover off.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
