Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will not die and will just lie there and whine, cry, moan, groan and carry on forever.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, lie, death
Murphy's laws, page 62
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
38s really aren’t mouse guns; their hands are too small to reach the trigger.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
All cowboys who wear a shot shell, bra belt also know all the Broadway show tunes.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother
Gen. George Patton really did say that about pearl grips and it‘s true.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Elvis, dressed like a cowboy in white leather, really has been seen at EOT.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you think you saw Elvis at EOT dressed in white leather, he really was there and ten cowboys will back you up no matter what.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment
If you’re absolutely positive that you saw slick willie (BC) at a SASS meet dressed as a cowboy packin’ heat, always keep it to yourself and never mention it; cowboys don‘t cotton to crazy people.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment, people
No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, good, good luck, contentment
Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate
All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate
Spurs really do help in obtaining more traction for action.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action, help
Cross draw holsters tend to make a cowboy a switch hitter or a good Broadway dancer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, good, good luck
Two holsters worn on same side always makes a cowboy a switch hitter.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Not all cowboys can operate a jig but they all know how to dance to one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance
If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, night, contentment
All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bills, computers, work, contentment
On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end, sleep, heads, night, contentment, day
