Murphy's laws, page 60
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Screws on a Winchester that are over stressed will always strip out.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Secure, fail proof, Tang sights will always fall down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fall
If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will always jam on first round.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Your spare gun will never work when needed for that purpose.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, purpose, work
Modern day real ivory grips really aren’t.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate, day
Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time
A 42 inch gun belt can never be stretched far enough to fit around a 48 inch waist.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Loose gun belts will always fall off going down stage steps while on the timer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fall
All BP shooters by nature have really small, tight nipples.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, nature
With age all BP shooters will have large nipples that sag.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, age, olderness
All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, ability
There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work
Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad luck, real estate, bad
