Murphy's laws, page 63
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home, contentment
No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, chance, contentment
Bridle’s don’t belong in the honeymoon suite unless the Bride is really weird.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Cowboys should never invite their horse into the Brides bedroom, see above.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The slicked up rifle action job that feels so good dry firing at home will never eject shells during the match and if it does they will go into your eye or over your safety glasses and down your collar.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, action, home, good, good luck
That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, vision, good, good luck, contentment
If you use hard rubber tires they will fall off.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fall, use, contentment
If you spend an extra ordinary amount of time developing a list of things NOT to forget when going to the upcoming Regional or National match, the day of packing for the match, you will have lost the list.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things, day, contentment, time
If your CAS list is on your computer it will never give it up without a knock down, drag out, USB fight.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fight
After laying out everything in preparation for the next day's match, including the new.38 pistols & rifle, you will always, out of habit, grab the.45 ammo!
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, habits, day, contentment
If you forget or pack the wrong ammo, that will always be the caliber the club vender will be out of.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment
When needed, the closest Wal-Mart will always be in the next county.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, city
If your rifle and handguns are not the same caliber you will always get them mixed up at least once. The harder your rifle is to dismantle the more likely and often this is to happen.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment
The only time an easy shot can be called easy is after it’s been hit.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time
Golf carts used as gun carts are still golf carts and we all know what that means.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, spring, dark, need, contentment
