Murphy's laws, page 61
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad
Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out loud at themselves and not be considered committable.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things
Don’t ever kiss another cowboys horse, he will not like it and they tend to kick.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, kiss
After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end
Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother
All cowboys like to gamble, even when they know they can’t win.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, city, money
In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, numbers
Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man
All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, tenants
An RV transporting 6 cowboys and their equipment to an annual CAS meet is really an RT - Rolling Thunder.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
38s really aren’t wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will not die and will just lie there and whine, cry, moan, groan and carry on forever.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, lie, death
