The battery on an electric cart will always go dead at the stage furthest away from your vehicle.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Murphy's laws, page 64
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Mulligan’s in CAS do not exist and should never be called out by the shooter.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, people
Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time
Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, instinct, force, police
The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, good, good luck
The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice
If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, nothing
Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, lie
The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, children
