Electric powered gun carts don’t really need push handles.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, need
The battery on an electric cart will always go dead at the stage furthest away from your vehicle.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Mulligan’s in CAS do not exist and should never be called out by the shooter.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, people, contentment
Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time, contentment
Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, instinct, force, police
The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, good, good luck, contentment
The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother
If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment
The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, contentment
If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment
Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, nothing, contentment
Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment
If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment
Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, lie, contentment
The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment