Murphy's laws, page 59
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man
If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, light, use, time
Modern day cowboys really don’t roll their own, think about it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, day
The cost of new CB equipment will always equal your checking account balance.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you ask the cost of playing CAS you probably can’t afford it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home
All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action
If used, sun block will always get into your eyes while shooting the longest and most difficult stage.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, sun, eyes
Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, rightness, work
If the stage calls for a reload off body, your extra bullet will always be on your cart.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, body
If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, body
If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, body
When the above happens the cowboy will always try and load it anyway.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad
45 long Colts will go thru the loading gate of a 45-70 and jam.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, man
