Murphy's laws, page 58
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Green, pink & yellow really do make a smart looking cowboy outfit for pards, pardettes & horses.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, intelligence
Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work, good, good luck
If you say anything at all to a cowboy with blue hair, orange beard, wearing green, pink & yellow outfit it would be in your best interest to tell him he’s a right handsome looking buckaroo vaquero.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, interest, rightness
If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be absolutely sure that the B doesn’t sound like a V or F.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things
One flat bed trailer loaded with armed cowboys really can depose Castro on Friday, Sadam.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The game of Cowboys and al Qaeda has never been played.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, games
Ear plugs will be instantly remembered after the first report of a 26+ round stage shot inside a small building.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, speed, numbers, light
Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, being, work
If the last shot for a clean match is a mandatory knock down, when hit, it will never go down.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If you are winning the match with a stock Ruger and ahead by 25sec., on the last shot the hammer will always slip.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, wife, failure, time
The cost of a real Colt always equals two or more 2 SS checks.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate
No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, experience, time
Gun carts are addictive, the only known cure is to build a factory and hire help for the mass production of your last and perfect cart.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, help, perfection
No matter how wide the tread and how big the tires, your cart will tip over at Tin Star Ranch.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, celebrity
