The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitly creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fiction, man
Murphy's laws, page 57
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If you are late to the bus-station, the bus will be on time.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time, contentment
Irrespective time and route, the city buses are always crowded.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, city, time
When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, contentment, time
Every dork in the world wants to make stupid conversation and wont get of the bus.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, conversation, world
When walking to a bus stop, if you'll look back to see if the bus is coming, it won't, if you won't look back, the bus will pass you just as you'll reach the bus stop.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment
If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, trap, contentment, time
No matter who you sit next too they will start a cell phone conversation about their Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, conversation, contentment
No matter which side the buckle is on; spurs can be put on backwards and upside down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The whiter the hat the deeper the mud hole that it falls into.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Feet will always swell on the night of the banquet when you have on your tight fitting, dress boots.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, night, contentment
If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, police, light, things
All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never have a sense of western humor.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, humor, common sense, sense
Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, police, joke, justice, contentment
Under the above mentioned laws always try substituting - Old Western Texas Poets Sonneteer Society for Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, poets, justice, society, old, olderness
The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, time, meetings, real estate, contentment
