Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, ability, contentment
Murphy's laws, page 56
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
No matter the length of warranty coverage, on the day that the warranty expires the car will break down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, day
At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, being, moment
Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, smoke, commerce, drinking, time, contentment
If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, bad, contentment, time
If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment
The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, people
If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, change, contentment
The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, customers, time
The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If two or more bus routes go to one stop; at least one of each of the others will arrive before the one you want.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment
The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment
The hotter it is outside, bigger the chance there's no air conditioning.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, air, chance
The first bus from your route will always appear first in the opposite direction.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, trap, day, contentment
The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance, contentment
It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, contentment, time
Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light
