Murphy's laws, page 55
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little to short to reach a good hold.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, good, good luck
Your snorkel is always that inch to short when it comes down to taking a dive.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need
Your passenger gets angry at that time, because he/she has to get out do turn them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time
If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
The better the 4X4, the further into the sand/mud/forest it will get stuck.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars
Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, ability